January 2011
47 posts
Well baby, you’re already in the cage. You built...
My dad brought his trail camera home so we could set it up in the basement and find out who HASN’T been using the litter box, to help us narrow down who HAS been pissing and shitting all over the house. So far it proves to be the most hilarious and exciting thing I’ve ever been apart of; I can’t wait to get the results!
Watching the American Idol auditions while stoned was a...
My day has consisted of reading this:
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-7-greatest-_real_-bill-murray-stories-ever-told/kristin-wong
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
guppie:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
Reblogging AGAIN.
We don't HAVE this money.
My left eye has been twitching for ten minute increments every four or five minutes. Why is this happening to me? I’ve never wanted to throw myself out of a thousand-story-window this badly before. I know this sounds dramatic, but it has been happening for over three weeks with no explanation, aside from karma due to making fun of my friend on the internet for having the same problem....
David, do you still have that friend that makes...
I cannot handle reading about the weather or football any longer. Seriously considering deleteing my facebook for a while. Also seriously considering buying a fax machine and making it my only form of communication.
Went to Baltimore this weekend to watch Unreal City + Dwid, also known as Integrity. I’ve been sitting at my desk all morning trying to figure out why I am so sore, just now...
Watchsotheresthat:
fattynatty:
poeticinqueery:
mandaflewaway:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Well THERE GOES HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE
I am really good at making jamz with this.
Also, I feel like this is what themattsmith does every day.
This is really neat!
Here are my thoughts/Here is what I've been doing.
My mom was released from the hospital yesterday. THANK GOD. I love my mom; I love my mom more than I love anyone/anything else BUT if I had to spend one more of my mornings/lunches/evenings in that hospital, I would have flushed myself down her patient use only, gigantic, pressure washer built-in toilet. She’s home, but now we have to deal with that…her being home. Luckily I have THE...
I don’t give a flying fuck about zodiac signs so I welcome you, Ophiuchus, with open arms. Serpent tamers are way sweeter than archers IMHO.
- I really just wish everyone would stop talking about phones.
- Talking about phones is bad, talking about phones through other means of communication (i.e. facebook, twitter) is worse.
- I don’t use twitter BUT I KNOW IT’S HAPPENING.
- Georgia got four inches of snow and the entire state shut down for a week.
- Officially going to Baltimore next weekend and sleeping on the same...
I only need four walls, my heart grows fonder....
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