December 2010
61 posts
Watchsorry.
Watch“Are you done? Do you want to go home?”
“I remember going to the Statue of Liberty centennial because that year someone...”
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Just realized that Arcade Fire is not The Acacia Strain. Also, cannot stop eating Tiramisu. My mom is at the doctor’s, as I type, finding out what is wrong with her. The thought of it makes me want to puke. Sister’s there, not picking up her phone or returning text messages. dying.
A Few Highlights of Christmas 2010:
1. My 83-year-old grandfather, Lucio, handing me a full pizza within three minutes of stepping through the front door of his house on christmas eve.
2. Starting with pizza, followed by shrimp, followed by calamari, followed by fennel, followed by pasta, followed by pie with glasses of wine in-between.
3. Bringing CJ and making him carry around a plate of pasta that he was too full to eat, only...
Walking around all day wearing a bath robe and combat boots and not giving a single fuck. This is how I like to spend my Sunday.
Observations of my life after drinking 3...
1. I thought that having Jeff Bridegs on Saturday Night Live would serve as a kind of ‘saving grace’ to the show; however, it was still painfully average.
2. I realized that my father no longer looks like Mario Lemieux but now, somewhat accurately, resembles Jeff Bridges.
3. My mother informed me that she got us (myself, my brother and my sister) all goats for Christmas. These goats...
I’m pretty sure I was just scammed, over the internet, trying to buy arm protectors for my mom so my cat doesn’t make her bleed anymore when she plays with him. This, right here, is my life.
badasswolf:
WatchJenny and Johnny play “Scissor Runner” on Conan O’Brien, 12/16/10
I just wish that everyone would stop acting like they like food more than I do.
