January 2010
39 posts
UH OH. my e-bf is visiting me in february. plane ticket is purchased. no turning back. i’m aware that my internet personality is pretty fly but i hope i don’t suck in real life.
“Look at that dot. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know. everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever WAS lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and...
i’m in a “strictly texting” relationship with a boy who lives 11 hours south of me. He is my e-bf, we are are cyber counterparts, we have e-dates. i’m absolutely thrilled with it.
lately, all i can think about is how badly i want a treehouse. when i was 8 my father built me a sick spot up in a tree, fully equipped with a secret trap door escape route. Six months later, my mother made us move because we were “too secluded in the woods” and “the kids will never be able to make friends”. I filled an empty crisco container with dirt, covered it in...
things that are gross.
-pregnant women in two-piece bathing suits
-dishwater
-soggy bread
-olives
-hairspray
-incorrect usage of the words your and you’re
-freezer burnt ice cream
-the pledge of allegience
-the smell of my coworker’s dog’s ass
-sauerkraut
-yukon jack
-my desk
-my room
-my life
uhhhhhh, wut? →
“We are lonesome animals. We spend all our life trying to be less lonesome. One...”
– John Steinbeck
have i yet mentioned my unhealthy obsession with...
ATTENTION:
this just in. ‘your mom’ jokes are officially funny to me again.
so, i’ve had this bullshit blog for a month now. i don’t really mean that, the bullshit part. i think i might actually enjoy it. i put cross tires on my touring bike and rode around in the snow last night, fantastic. it was beautiful. i then stepped foot inside the scummiest of scummy (belvedere’s) and danced, saw old friends, made new friends whom i’ll probably never...
